I had a severely blonde moment today....
I cut up some bacon and set it to frying, then went outside for just a moment to water the plants.
Rushing to the stove I saw nothing but a pan full of smoldering charcoal... it was brutal.
A pig gave his life for that price reduced bacon, and I made a mockery of his sacrifice with my carelessness.
I'm going to need to purchase a few bottles of Febreeze.
And a damn battery for your smoke detector!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's the way I cook,too. The smoke detector is my cook timer.
ReplyDeleteI locked myself out of my house when the bacon was cooking.
ReplyDeleteHad to hunt down a ladder from a neighbour three houses down, in a light gray tank top, braless, barefootin' it and a pair of shorts two sizes too big. Sexy and I know it..
But you got me beat, Venom. Can you still smell the burned bacon in the house?
Mmmmmm bacon....
ReplyDeleteHey!
I have a recipe for Fabreeze
1/8 Cup of fabric softener
2 tablespoons Baking Soda
Hot tap water
Spray bottle
Takes the stink right out of the dog!
I live in the same hell
ReplyDeleteSuz: It was going off, believe me, the cats were half deafened!
ReplyDeleteBut I was outside watering flowers....
I'm an idiot.
Coffey: I stand by my above statement. *hangs head*
Jamie: Faded out fairly quickly, but I did have open every window and run fans -- bloody hot day too. Waste of good air conditioning.
#1: You're a life saver!! Thank You.
Michelle: We share the pain. ;-)
I've done that, but with a taco. That set my kitchen on fire. Sad day. My tacos died.
ReplyDeleteMy dad used to do shit like that and tell me it was 'Cajun' in efforts to force me to eat said lump of charcoal.
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