Sandcastles & Shitheads: True Saga of a Summertown

GroceryWorld is located in Lakeside*, a quiet, stereotypical small town.  Picturesque.  Quaint.  A solid hour long drive from the nearest city. People visit Lakeside and soon fall in love with the lake, and with the serenity that they imagine exists here as a permanent condition.  

Charming scenic destinations tend to attract a wide variety of folks, most of whom are lovely people who just want to enjoy their vacations;  but these idyllic locales also tend to attract...  summer-people.
 
In case you hadn't yet deduced the obvious, summer-people, whether they be tourist, camper, or cottager, pretty much suck in general. 
Summer-people are the pompous asses who routinely tell the locals how LUCKY we are that they deign to grace us with their presence year after year.  
Summer-people are the shitheads who come into GroceryWorld convinced in advance that they will not find a single person of average intelligence in the store and so are compelled to tell me how to do my job.  
In. STEP by STEP. Detail.  Seriously?   
Please Mr.Shithead Summer-Asshole, tell me at which Walmart auto service you work so that I can come by there and tell you how to change my oil.  
In.  STEP by STEP.  Detail. 
You fucking SHIThead. 

My hands down favourite *cough gag cough* summer-people claim (and the idiots who espouse this stand are firmly convinced they speak the truth) has got to be how Lakeside would "never survive without summer-people $$". 
Oh really?  
You need to check yourself. 
You fucking ShitForBrains. 
 
Lakeside is a thriving year round community servicing a large rural area;  though we are glad to accept your summer-bucks, you had better believe we would survive quite nicely even without your filthy lucre. 
And what's more, we could really do without the fucked-up, snobby, condescending attitudes that come along with your open wallets.

Occasionally dreamers purchase summer homes and envision themselves settling permanently in Lakeside to spend their retirement years peacefully & contentedly as locals.  
But 85% of these homebuyers will never be accepted as locals.  
 
Mostly because the real locals will never forget that, all the years the local-wannabes were just summer-people, they routinely took a huge dump on our Lakeside hospitality, on our basic human dignity, and on our pride.

*Lakeside is a false name used to protect the dignity of GroceryWorld's hometown.