Monday, January 9, 2012

Resolutions: The More Things Change, the More they Stay the Same

When it came time to think about making a resolution for 2012, sad to say, I had no shortage of options. Not wanting to bite off more than I can chew, so to speak, I thought I'd make a list and select from it a resolution I might reasonably expect myself to keep. 

  1. Stop counting pretzels as a major food group. 
  2. Eat breakfast within 1/2 hour of getting up for the day. Not pretzels. 
  3. Vacuum the house more often. 
  4. Take better advantage of good weather. 
  5. Answer the phone more promptly.

Within an hour of rising New Year's Day, I had already let the phone go to voice mail. Call me, I won't answer, but maybe you'll get a laugh out of the answering machine message.
Strike one. 
I have eaten breakfast, but not every day by any stretch.
Strike two.
I vacuumed today, but that was the first time this year. In my defense, we are such a small household and we are quite tidy in our habits...
Strike three.
It's a lovely day outside today, and here I am sitting at the computer. 
Strike four.

Okay then, we see that my logical resolution for 2012 is to stop regarding pretzels as a fall-back food. I haven't bought any pretzels at all since before Christmas.

So far, so good!



6 comments:

  1. I hate answering the phone. That was a self-sabotaging resolution, if you ask me.

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  2. Now, if you add mustard to the pretzels it is considered a food group in the vegetable category so help yourself.

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  3. Pretzels are NOT a major food group? Who knew? Damn them for keeping this a secret so long.

    Gotta go with what you know. One out of four isn't bad.

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  4. Mandy: So I'm not alone in viewing the phone as a tool for my convenience rather than a way for people I'm probably avoiding to pester me. Good to know.

    Coffey: New York soft pretzels maybe, but Old Dutch sticks from a bag, not so much, eh?

    It's Me: So far it's not living up to your expectations I take it?

    Pixie: Damn marketers, they're too good at what they do.

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  5. I was going to stop dropping the F-bomb at work but I developed this awesome jerking off hand motion instead when I'm pissed off now instead of screaming 'FUCK FUCK FUCK.' I'm not sure the rest of the department is happy with my resolution but I am sticking to it!

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