Thursday, April 7, 2011

B & H are Probably Secret Terrorist Threats

Ssshhhhhh! 

Oh please, for pity's sake, please keep your voice down... if they hear us we're both goners.
 
What? No, I am not joking; there is no humour in being controlled and monitored by vicious hooligans.

How dare you say that? I am not either delusional. 

I am being held a virtual prisoner by Hotmail & Blogger!

Why? How in the hell do I know why? If I knew why, maybe I could get free of these bastards and go back to life as I remember it.
It is next to impossible to get word out to people beyond the walls of this room. It's been nearly a month again since I have had any contact with the outside world; all my attempts to break free are met with error messages.
Hotmail is the geeky one with the gun stuck in his waistband... I keep hoping he'll fart and make the gun will go off, blowing his junk to smithereens. 
Blogger is the one with the beard and the crazy eyes... Whatever you do, don't make him mad.  *shudder*

9 comments:

  1. smithereens! you make me laugh. Dig your grenades out of moth balls and blow the bastards up.

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  2. I don't understand your problems. I'm running along smoothly. Glady you broke out for a few anyway.

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  3. Coffeypot: Believe me, if I knew what the issue was, I'd correct it.
    For instance, why can I make comments but not be able to post??
    The last 3 times I've posted have been total FLUKES... I never know when I press 'publish' whether I might just end up in a puddle of frustrated tears (okay, so that's not likely but you get my drift) as Blogger turns my stuff into unintelligible keystrokes OR just returns that damned error message.

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  4. hmmmm this is a very perplexing issue. I've decided to take your cause on and fight the good fight for you. I'm going to hunt down these SOB's and play them Creed albums until they give in and fix your blogging issues!

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  5. Had issues with Hotmail myself! Tried to respond to an email an got a message saying my reply is setting off their spam filters and I needed to edit the content. Seriously? No matter what I did- it would Not go thru. Think I was happy?

    Yahoo! All the way.

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  6. The other camp is holding me hostage in the spam folder: for a month I have not been able to comment on Wordpress blogs. *sigh*

    Why are you still using Hotmail dare I ask? ;-) At least you are not using AOL> lol ^_^

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