Embarrassing but True

So, Blogger has been messing with me again, not allowing me to post, or edit. Obviously. 

In a childish and superstitious thumb to nose at the blogger machine, I will tell you that today I awoke at 3am, masturbated, and then could not go back to sleep. 

Most of this is true. 

I probably could have gotten back to sleep if I'd really tried.

If Blogger is the shredded cheesedick that I know it is, this post will appear magically, as though they have not been a giant pain in my ass for the last month or so. 

Here goes nothing...