How they just assume that you have even the slightest shred of interest?
How they always think their baby is soooo cute, and you just know that anything other than complete & enthusiastic agreement on your part will end badly for you?
Yeah, I hate that too.
But too bad SUCKA, you're here now!!!
But listen -- since Venom has publicly gone on record as being vehemently opposed to the cutesy shit (*And then was promptly & ROYALLY BURNED by 
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Yes - again.
I know, I feel the same.
Of course, I contend that the knobgobbling goof is full of shit, and here's why:
- I very much doubt the order to stay 1/2 mile away from my property would be terribly difficult.
- I think even ShitSkid could manage to keep from getting in trouble with the law for one measly year.
- Of the 7 reasons he lists in his affidavit- 1 is preposterous, 4 are negligent on his part, 1 is irrelevant, & 1 is just farcical.
I think the only thing that's put a wild hair up RimShot's ass was being ordered to pay the $1000. recognizance bond (which would have been refunded after a year, so long as he met the other conditions ordered by the judge).
I may be wrong, perhaps the principle offends the delicate sensibilities of the DickDrip....
Sure, that's probably it. (*Not.)
But hell, I've got nothing but time; another court appearance is like an educational day trip for me. I got a new blouse to celebrate round 3; I even painted my toenails for the first time in... so very long I cannot recall.
Hey, it's DoucheBag's dime and he's just further racking up the pricetag he'll ultimately pay for this incident.
Who is Venom to tell RimJob how to spend his $$ ?
I'll let you know the final tally after court.
To Psycho Contractor: Bring It, Fucktard!!
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yeah. so there. fuckstick.
cute baby too weiner and all
oooh Paige -- fuckstick, weiner... I was almost confused there for a minute.
But then I got it straight - Mr. MerryLegs' weiner is not a fuckstick. At least, not yet. Probably never.
Oh my god... you MUST submit to Ask... First, you have only 2 columns - they cream anyone with three. And shit... how could they creme anyone who uses the language you do???? Fucktard? Holy shit, still laughing!
Susan - Yeah, you got your little star & now you're thinking they aren't really that scary over there.
But any kind of real friend would shove me under the bus just for sport, or at least that's what Mrs. Parks tells me...
I submitted, okay, I submitted to 'Ask & You Shall Receive' last night.
Now I wait, a supply of Depends on hand, for my public reaming.
What a beautiful colt!
Sorry you are going through whatever it is...but it sounds like you're winning out over dickwad.
OK I'm a fool for baby wiener pictures on a colt... it's just too funny.. seems they have to grow into their tools.. ha ha..
Will get caught up on the whole court drama now that we are moved and back on line..
so much to read.. so little time.. but I'll get there..
It got to the point where no one would even bother to show me baby pictures at the office. It was like I gave off some vibe. Or maybe they thought it would make me sad since I don't have any ankle biters of my own.
I love the colt photos. I have some great ones of my cats. Oh, never mind.
If I were that fucktard, I would not want to mess with you. Is he mentally ill?
I had a post card I got in Africa with an elephant on the savannah and had it posted in my office for months before somebody noticed that it's schlong was creating a fifth leg. Funny how you overlook things sometimes...
If Judge Judy were to preside over this case I would pack a bag and head North immediately.
Did you get the goods this morning?
~bighugandfairykisses~
Court makes my ass want chewing gum. Love the colt, he's beautiful. By the way I have not seen a horse ever grow into their weiners. Haha!
Char - thanks, but I'm already a winner! However, the more $$ this costs him in the end, the happier I'll be. I'm nasty like that.
Queen - Glad you're all settled into your new place.
Kathcom - I'd look @ your cat pics (fair's fair, after all). Not sure if he's mentally ill, but he sure does a good imitation.
VE - You kept it on the wall though, right? I'm think it'd be fun to watch people as the light slowing brightened for them!
Mrs. Parks - OMG! I would LOVE to go in front of Judge Judy with this! It'd be awesome to see her tell him he's a idiot!
The goods, yes, well rec'd. No fairy kisses, let's just chest bump instead; I'm pretty sure the guys would appreciate that.
(For you readers, Mrs. Parks sent me some primo - what the hell's wrong with the rest of you??)
Ettarose - Horse dongs are, well, the envy of every guy I know. Court (in this case) has become a spectator event; my S.I.L wants to come along next time. I think she's hoping Corbin Bernsen will make an unscheduled appearance...
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