I was watching a little TV the other day when a commercial came on that made me howl with laughter. Checking the website for blog fodder I was not disappointed. You have got to click on this link to see the animated how-to pic (I'll wait while you do that, come right back). waterworks animation Precious, nes pas?From the website:
"Try WaterWorks for 30 days and pay only the Shipping and Handling charge of $6.95 USD ($9.95 CAN). If you are not completely satisfied for any reason during your trial you can return it, no questions asked and pay nothing more. If you love WaterWorks as much as we know you will then keep it and you will be billed two easy payments of $19.95 (one month apart)."
Okay - wth? What do they do with returns? I find this a truly horrifying thought...
"For your privacy WaterWorks is shipped discretely in a plain white box."
Splendid! No one will be able to tell the difference between your new hooch juicer and your bulk buy sex toy orders.
I swear to gawd people, sometimes this shit just writes itself.
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geeze is nothing sacred. why not just get one of those giant water guns and clean out all the way up to your nose.
OMG!! I thought those old hanging bottles were outdated! They want close to $50 for that thiing while telling you they take returns? -- again, OMG!! btw, WHAT?!? is up with that picture?? lolol
I like this copy from the site:
"There are no other options. WaterWorks is the only product on the market proven to reduce or eliminate unwanted vaginal odor. And it’s FDA cleared so you know it’s safe."
WaterWorks is the only way you can possibly clean your pussy. Soap and water do not work. On WaterWorks!
Oh, i bet you can still tell the difference between hooch juicer and a bulk sex toys order. The shape of the box might even give it away!
And that's for vaginal odors? What about all the other nasty smelling orifices?
Hey, the FDA approved it! They're never wrong.
Don't get me started on what the picture with the water coming out of the head makes me think of.
Great! It's for guys and gals, and can be used as an enema too. Wonderful gift for grandma when the FDS and prunes are in short order.
Oh snap. That is some weird shit. Having said that, I've got a feeling that a lot of guys probably order one for themselves.
Where do I get one!
My Christmas shopping is DONE.
Queen FB - Gives new meaning to "Super Soaker"...
Winky - Well, it says WHEEEE...
Mandy - Soap & water, is that all there is to it?
SexToys - Plus, plain white wrapper on the Cooter Juicer, plain BROWN wrapper on the toys...
Thinkin - Well now, you could probably test it out on your other orifices, but (word to the wise)don't cram it back up your snatch afterwards...
Bran - I have an idea where you're going with that...
Don - Thanks for that indelible mind pic of your Gramma...
Free - WTH? GUYS order them too?
Sub Psych - Maybe you'll get one in your Christmas stocking this year!
Hippie - You & Santa will make a great team ;-)
That is too funny! I wonder if your posting will help their sales? I wonder if they ever approached Billy Mays as a spokesperson...
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