Newfie Bob, a self-described stud, liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches to pick up ladies. Lately though, Bob found he was just not attracting the girls. He decided to ask his friend, George the lifeguard, for advice.
"It's dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey're years outta style. Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos - bout two sizes too small, an drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm telling ye, man...ye 'll have all de babes ye wants !"
The following weekend, Bob hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by - covering their faces, turning away, laughing & pointing, looking sick!
Bob went back to George the lifeguard and asked him,
"What's wrong now? "
"Lard-Tunderin' Jeezus b'y!" said George, " the potato goes in da front!!"